thinking of boarding that plane to teh US with a moustache?...
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(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

heehee! how unexpectedly delightful!

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

Hello you!
RE my smashing glasses

I need new 'uns and have for quite some time now, but can you get round, red glasses anywhere? NO! (not that I can find anyhoo)

EDIT: There's also this that LLD did from a similar photo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

That is a CRYING SHAME :(
Can't you just get the lenses replaced? Or have you lost the epicframes?

EDIT: I envy how excrutiatingly talented that LDD is sometimes :(
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

the lenses are fine
but the frames have been eaten away by my Kia Ora sweat . . . they're also so small that they've given me an eight-shaped head C]:0(


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

this too is a crying shame
They were the coolest glasses ever. You may wish to ask Ron Mael where he gets his.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

from a cracker by the looks of 'em!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

:(

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

=D

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

what's his username, I'll GAZ him


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

he ent got one
he is the writer and keyboard player for the legendary band Sparks.

Sorry :(

me? useful? hmph.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

You have Gaz.

( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)

IT IS NOT CALLED THE PILLOWBITER
woo

Edit:has that tache
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)

have you got that tache then?
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

yes

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

this from a person wearing chaps!

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

I used to have some chaps. With tassels.
You feel like a PILLOCK walking in them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

I have PVC boots with three inch platforms
that I LOVE.

I really should feel like a pillock wearing them but just don't.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

I have these
www.pennangalan.co.uk/boots/catimg/FW123_.jpg

and I love them.

But I have these which I love more

www.hauntedhousecollectibles.com/images/P/DOLLY-50-01.jpg

The red glitter ones.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

Do you like kicking people's asses in the Pennangalans?

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

Heh, that's what the New Rocks are for.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

I've only ever seen shoes like that in films

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

jessie had some like those (second link) at doctor whens bash!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

Looked like all KINDS of fancy wear at that bash.

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

ooooh shoe
pretty pretty shoe. Do you have the rest fo the Dorothy outfit to go with the glittery ones?
( Lynxkitten, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

I'm not wearing chaps. I'm wearing a sailor outfit

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

I bow to your greater knowledge
...but not too low and I'm bending at the knee
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

haha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

hahaha!!
'trailer trash'!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

:D THE YORKSHIRE!
Proper it is too.

Woo!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

is it the one you have?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

I should style my pubic hair like it.
And no, I have no moustache.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

*checks*
You do have a little bit of a beard...
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

Hahahaha fuck you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

It's OK!
It makes you look distinguished. :)
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

BAH

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

i'd like to see photos of this styling.
for research purposes, you understand.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

Doctor Thor, if only to see your horrified expression.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

i wish i could grow them
Flashmans got them,
he calls them cavalry whiskers!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

Well that's a sexy term for them.
Cavalry whiskers. Reminiscent of Sharpe.

And now I need to go and have a lie down.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

Wow. Tin-Tin's really let himself go.

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

Your post reminds me of a song.
"The Forest" by The Cure I think.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

Yay!
Those are great translations!
May I sneak this in as a pea-roasting whore?

(Wish Debbilgrrrrl was here this week to appreciate the whole facial hair thing)
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

*sighs*
i wonder how she's doing.
goa wasn't it?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

Somewhere around India I think.
I don't know the area so I couldn't tell ya.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

You need to do the 'one week stubble' one.
It's one of the main ones for getting knees to give way.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

Ah, then...
You'd like me on a Sunday night. I refuse to shave on weekends and it comes in quick.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

i haven't shaved since before doctor whens bash three weeks ago
and i barely have a full beard!
*sighs*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

have you been growing it in the right place?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

hahahahahaha!!!

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

i think so...
*checks*

well...
maybe not..
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

^this

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

ace
I actually have a Van dyke (with top)

pretentious twat that I am
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

hahahahaha!
my dad has the scouse and he is a scouser! even worse, the merkin equivalent is the sellick(selleck?) and my dad's twin brother is the double of magnum!
your 'tache guide wins!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

;)
fixed the selleck
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

yay!
i helped!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

Oh hell
I am rapidly moving into "Yorkshire" Territory.
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

I thought it was known as a Lemmy.

( Aenesis, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)