Yay!
Those are great translations!
May I sneak this in as a pea-roasting whore?

(Wish Debbilgrrrrl was here this week to appreciate the whole facial hair thing)
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

*sighs*
i wonder how she's doing.
goa wasn't it?
( ivesb has a new job!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

Somewhere around India I think.
I don't know the area so I couldn't tell ya.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

You need to do the 'one week stubble' one.
It's one of the main ones for getting knees to give way.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

Ah, then...
You'd like me on a Sunday night. I refuse to shave on weekends and it comes in quick.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

i haven't shaved since before doctor whens bash three weeks ago
and i barely have a full beard!
*sighs*
( ivesb has a new job!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

have you been growing it in the right place?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

hahahahahaha!!!

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

i think so...
*checks*

well...
maybe not..
( ivesb has a new job!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

^this

( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

ace
I actually have a Van dyke (with top)

pretentious twat that I am
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)