Batache


From the Moustache challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)

this gets a click
just for putting holly valance on my screen

also for the growing foot
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)

So very distracting . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)

I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.
I hear she has bats!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)

i have no barge pole
will have to use my peepee
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)

I don't care if you don't have a boat
And I'm not Polish!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)

you immigrants all sound the same to me

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)

*asplodes*

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)

Can't see why not.

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)

that's because of the way she's sitting

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)

I think you're making two sentences out of one
But it's a good answer!
I, for one, am going to find photos where she's sitting another way.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)

I, for one, will be
looking forward to see what you come up with . . .
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)

Bah. Another exercise in futility.
The best I could find was some side-booby screen caps. Not totally unfulfilling, mind, but still...
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)

used to have a folder full of her
but they were all non-nudes, for an aussie she's not half conservative
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)

hooker shoes subtely changing shape...
I find this concerning...

WOO YAY
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)

She is a bit
over dressed . . .
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)

True.
Just the shoes (dangling tantalizingly off the toe) would be plenty.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)

Bataches give you bigger feet

and shoes
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)