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( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

*grin*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

I have just eaten a whole pack of xxx extra strong mints
and I am now cold on the inside
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

Now spray an entire can of raljex over your outside,
that should about even things out.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

*sigh*
I only have vics vapo-rub
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

have you tried setting yourself on fire?

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

I think I would actually prefer this to the other suggestions.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

not since I was 14
man I love fireworks. I always wanted to be one. Pachow!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

That'll have to do,
rub it in your eyes and over your bell-end.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

Perv mind piss?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

It would seem so.
;)
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

Rub it into your helm.
Thatll certainly burn away the cold :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

FACT: vics vaporub is relatively tasteless!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

relative to what?

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

it seriously is absolutely flavourless, ky jelly is a rapture of taste by comparison
tastes like vaseline
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

how does it compare to
athlete's foot cream?
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

find me some athletes foot cream and we'll find out!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

I had a friend at primary school
(when I was at primary school - any other site and I wouldn't have to clarify this)
and he used to eat anything. He was pretty poor, and would eat plastic toys, and ate anyones apple cores after lunch. He also would eat the banana skin if you gave him a banana.

Seemed like a good time to mention this.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

that stuff nearly put me in hospital
i think im allergic
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

You just didn't use enough.
try again.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

B3ta: offering potentially fatal advice since 2001.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

ok :)
had to go on the nebuliser / steroid injections - yay...
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

Yay for Asthma related life saving thingymajigs!
I havent been on one in too long :( I think I might stop taking my Salbutamol and Beclometasone just so I can have one again :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

that stuffs never worked for me
stopped using it about 2 years after they gave it to me / never had an asthma attack - just chest infections - which according to the doctor is a form of asthma? bollocks i say
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

I dunno about that,
but I do know that I tend to get about 3 or 4 chest infections a year. My asthma used to be so bad when I was younger that we had a nebuliser at home.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

aint they great?

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

However
it may result in some kind of heat meets cold vortex and result in the end of the world as we know it!

Go on then, try it :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

NO FAT BLOKES.


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( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

Is this one of those awkward "should I or should I not kiss them" moments?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

trust you to fucking ruin my nice little blank replies pattern i was making.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

I can't help myself.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

bloody men.
i don't even know why i'm here.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

is this like a knock knock joke?

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

sadly not,
i'd probably be less confused if it was.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

well in which case
because everyone Loves you here :D
*GROUP HUGS*
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

if only they did.
then they woudl all come here and buy me drink and stuuuffff.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

meet you in the middle?
/starts walking
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

it's toooo far!
and cold! and i'd only get lost.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

is there room for a SkUG?
at your place?
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

always.
well there is now i tidied my room.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

can i live there?
i don't smell much
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

if you want.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

really?

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

They should never have let you become
a teacher
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

That toddler was blatantly asking for it.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank. _ _
Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank. _ _
Blank-e-ty Blank Blank-e-ty Blank Blankety Blank.
Blankety Blank!
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

hahahaha
*gets out thin long microphone and bad wig*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

is that a euphemism?

(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

yes, for....
TERRY WOGAN TIEM!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

:D
Woo!gan
In other news, I was down your way on Thursday, went to a resturant/cafe thing called 'Bombanes' in George St, worth a look if you have the time/cash.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

i can't even remember where george st is, thats terrible.
i've only lived here 20 years...hehehe.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

It's quite near that gay bar.
;D
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

this is brighton..there is many gay bars!
you'll have to narrow it down a bit.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

eye knowwww
here it is.
Tell em I sent ya.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

The more I look at this picture the more I think
such a high bore gun and a crossbow are weird choices of weapons for a space fight. The more this upsets me, the more I like this image.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

is that Arnold Schwarzenegger's chin
on Chewie?
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

JIMMYHILL AND SOME FOOTBALLER!
woo!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)