"I saw you leave with Smurfette last night..."

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

she started smurphing me in the parking lot

( Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

Shut the smurf up!
:)
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)

Oh, that's what it was
I thought someone had spilled a pack of blu-tack when I walked past in the morning...
( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)