Northern rough!
*places flat cap firmly on head*
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

She was telling me
I was 'just a bit of Northern rough' 3 years later. We decided to get married then. I was still the best sex she'd ever had ( her words ) so she reckoned I would do. But she was a snobby cow, those 3 years were spent weaning me off my friends and onto hers.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

You can't be friends with her friends.
How many of them understand what proper bitter is?
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)