Ha ha ha!
That actually made me laugh out loud!

Also, that looks more like severe carpet burn grazing on her face then Chocolate :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

^this

( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)