OMG

( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

Goooooood morning Mr Dixon.
I had a dream last night where I was your secretary.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)

OMG!
:D
( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

It was ace, it was all 50s pencil skirts and YOU HAD SPATS.
Have you seen Grosse Point Blank? The office was like that.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

OMD!

( joefish Singin' 'Werewolves of London' all summer long..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

ELO!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)

REO
Speedwagon
( joefish Singin' 'Werewolves of London' all summer long..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

AND I'M GONNA KEEEEP ON LOOOOVING YOOOOOOOOUUUUU

( Captain Wow feed your head, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

Spats??
SHEKSHEE!

Not seen GPB.. But I had a phase in the late 90's where I dressed like a 50's private detective.
( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)

Phwoar x 1000000
GPB is ace because:


- it has John Cusack in it
- it has JOAN Cusack in it
- John Cusack's an assassin, and also fairly handy with the old kung-fu or whatever it is.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

Joan Cusack eh? :D

( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

Oh I love her to pieces.
Not in a sexy way, she's just an ace actress, funny in her own right and....just ace.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

Fuck me, there was I thinking I was being clever picking up on a typing error
And there really is a Joan Cusack.

*spangs self in face with white-hot wok*
( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

wait till you find out they're related!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)

GAHH!!!
Now THAT'S a coincidence
( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

She's his sister.
Addams Family Values, she was in. Bless her.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)

Last night I dreamed
That I went to the pub and consumed several pints of lager. Imagine my surprise when it came true!
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

I have some excellent dreams.

( Captain Wow feed your head, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)

I once had a really vivid one
In which I went to the cashpoint to get my balance. The cash machine wasn't working, so I had to go into the bank. I got my balance and it was about what I thought it was - no huge debt, no millions - just about what I thought it was.

I felt like suing my brain after that.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

Hahahaha, what a bastard.

( Captain Wow feed your head, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)