and...
these are even better!


It's called a Mooncup
( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)

I was wondering if I should get one.
You say they're good?
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)

I have one
Cost me about £20, best investment ever. Once you get used to them they are actually more comfortable than a tampon, IMO. Lot less chance of Toxic shock syndrom, and no waste! Better for the environment. :D
( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)

And no leakage?

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)

Nope
Not unless you have an unimaginabley heavey flow.
( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)

Hmmmmmmmm

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)

I have a million questions
but I'm not sure if I want to know the answer to any of them
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)

Ask away, if you dare

( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)

do you just, like, rinse it out under the tap?
or pop it in the dishwasher?
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)

She sucks it out like a little salty jelly
schhhhluppppp
( Dixon the Dixon has landed, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)

award for most unpleasant mental image of the day goes to...Dixon
...you must have tons of those by now
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)

I'm building a paper house
:D
( Dixon the Dixon has landed, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)

Mmmmm steaky.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)

Noooooooooooooo
Mindbleach.
( Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)

I rinse it out
then at the end of my period I put it in boiling water to give it a good clean for next time.
( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)

What does it do?
Looks like a Boobie milk collector
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)

You put it in your vagina when you menstruate
and it collects the menstrual blood.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)

shot glass for vampires?

( monstrinho do biscoito GIT YOUR LUVVERLY TSHIRTS HERE! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)

I suppose.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)

Unwanted mental image
So why is she smiling?
In my experience Menstuation equates to wanting to kill me involving large amounts of pain and quite prolly some of my blood.
Share the Wrath
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)

Because she loves her mooncup.
It's environmentally friendly.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)

It's made of rubber
You fold it, insert it in your vay-jay, it pops open and collects ur blood, then you pull it out, empty & rinse it out and repeat the process!
( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)

looks like it'd get stuck up there while you try and get a grip on the slippery end point thing

( monstrinho do biscoito GIT YOUR LUVVERLY TSHIRTS HERE! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)

There are ways if something gets stuck.
As any woman that's tried to take out a tampon and only got the string back out will tell you.


And I shall leave it there, for delicate man eyes.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)

Bokes

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)

Wuss.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)

Being a modern man
I have retrieved lost string tampon type stuff
and not parked custard whilst doing so
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)

PLIERS
gets the job done
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)

as a father who was at the birth, i am innoculated to mimsy grossness
i saw that and i still like the mimsy.
( monstrinho do biscoito GIT YOUR LUVVERLY TSHIRTS HERE! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)

Combination of pushing and rooting around then.
Same kind of pushing to which you are accustomed.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)

As a poor unfortunate bloke
Who had to watch his ex wife have a D&C in Tunisia on holiday I believe I have a sturdy constitution.
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)

What is a D&C?

( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)

I've never had such problems
It's got good grip :P
( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)

The Ex swore by hers
But you have to sterilise it all the time, which can be a pain in the crotch.
(PyroTyger I ate all your bees., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)

Take it out first
Fanniebleach
Mindbleach
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)