buster bloodvessel did that on tiswas once.
it was a jar of pickled onion vinegar with a mashed up pork pie in it. he downed the lot
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

ah, tiswas
they don't make television like they used to, eh?

*snort*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

Tarrant, Carolgees and Henry are talentless no-marks who are good at fuck all.
Sally James at least had the decency to have smashing (early eighties) tits and the dungarees to match.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

yes. exactly
I heard an advert for Lenny Henry's latest offering on Radio 4 and it was painful. He is such a talentless unfunny cock
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

Racist!
Lenny Henry is the equivalent of a fully Anglicised Scotsman doing funny Scottish accents forty years after he left Scotland even though he sounds like a Brummy.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)