The human race?
IT'S SHIT!
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

WHIPE THE EARTH WITH RAGS
THROW THEM INTO SPACE.

GOD WILL NOT BE CHUFFED.
( hanke ban /talk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

ACTUALLY THIS MIGHT BE WHAT THE SHITRAGS THING IS ALL ABOUT.
I STILL HAVE A COUPLE OF SITES TO INSPECT, LET'S SEE IF THINGS END THE WAY I THINK THEY WILL.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

gronkpan : the world's foremost shitrags journalist. "Rooting through shitrags so you don't have to".

(The Alchemist colloquy with you on the odd probity of tricycles?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

I'd like to claim that title,
but there isn't too much on the front page of a google search that might suggest this.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)