Cathy?

( bilbobarneybobs hello Jessica!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

Heathcliffe?

( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

It's me!
I've come home!
( bilbobarneybobs hello Jessica!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

*taps on window*

( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

*waves with silly grin*

( bilbobarneybobs hello Jessica!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

FFS
I need a wee again. I only went half an hour ago.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

that's a sign of pregnancy!
or, like me, you could just have taken a water tablet
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

I am NOT bloody pregnant!
You all want me to be, that's what it is. I'm not even due yet (well, somewhere around here).
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

so, water tablets, then?
i just know i will be peeing past myself all day.
pregnancy is not some thing i have to worry about. yay!
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

No, no water tablets.
I do drink a lot of coffee though...
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

that'll be it, then.
just don't eat celery or radishes today
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Nah, tonight it's
grilled TURKEY with salad. And possibly a poached egg. Then quick blat on here, go for a run and then round to my guitarist's pad.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

i shall be having
skinless steamed chicken with pasta in a light mushroom and garlic sauce.
i wouldn't be so fat if i wasn't such a great cook :(
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

Tell me about it
*pats own stomach*
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

heh
sometimes, i suddenly get the urge to bake, so i then have to eat cakes, pies and crumbles, often involving chocolate.
then i feel sick and have to eat something savoury.
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)