Madam - I find your lack of bathing suit both stimulating
and unnerving in equal proportions.

How do you manage to carry so many oranges at once?
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

because I'm worth it

( bilbobarneybobs hello Jessica!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

*glees*
I'm afraid my lady friend has woken up and wants feeding.
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)