that's an unfeasibly small bed
or even better, an unfeasibly large man
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

queen size

( god save the queen on tour with Jesus Christ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

LOL!
And nobody has yet said anything about being a bit tied up...
( WiL eventually, all pop music becomes a 7 year loop, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

Well I would have
But it's hard to type with my hands in these cuffs
( Mrs Trellis +1, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

That made me giggle a lot more than it really should have.

(elfinpunk Squirrels are funnier when you fry them., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)