this means nothing to me

( mediocre mummy feets!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

margate
edit/ can't remember the chaps name
( god save the queen wouldn't know an AT-ST if it bit me, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

dum cha cha ah
Oh Vienna
(asciifaceofbob is, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

Northern English way of speaking.
As tha been to Asda
translates as
Have you been to Asda

This is how I speak!
( Mstandot Boosh!!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

Heh
I just didn't get the walmart reference
( mediocre mummy feets!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

Asda is a chain of shops bought by Wal-mart,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASDA
( Mstandot Boosh!!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

Everyone at Asda regrets what happened, particularly as we are passionate about lowering prices

( mediocre mummy feets!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)

How very dare you sir. I am as Northern as they come
and I most definitely do not speak like that. It's more an affectation of the part sheep part monkey people that live East of the Pennines.

aye, yer ave fert thaww dawn't thee thaww. Monkeys.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

East?
You mean the best side of the Pennines.
( Mstandot Boosh!!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

aye lad.
reet gradely. Have you people ever listened to yourselves? ;)
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)

Hang on...
I know Midge Ure's let himself go a bit these days but saying he looks like Brian Glover is a bit unfair...
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

that's the fella
cheers, and welcome
( god save the queen wouldn't know an AT-ST if it bit me, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

Well, he went bald some time ago
and he hasn't been seen in public for a while, so perhaps his jowls have developed. Maybe he ate Bob Geldof.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)

Maybe....

Slightly related, and if it isn't I don't care, because this just made me laugh and I am going to link it anyway. I'm a bit strange like that huh. But you will learn to love me for it. Now my shirt....
( mediocre mummy feets!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

Pfft. I loved you before this, and one amusing menu can't change that.
Is it amusing menu time?
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

Yes, it is.

But this one is a bit glasscock though ;)
( mediocre mummy feets!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

What, my one?
That's my photo. Have I been glasscocked? Or (stick with me here, it's a strange concept) have other people taken the same photo?
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)

OH vienna!
:D
(cactusrob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

It is an English dialect joke.
Since the Dutch speak impeccable English it is not likely that you will have come across much of the garbled pish which spews from the mouths of they who inhabit those lands which fall North of the civilisation divide, like the turds tumbling from a fat bird's arse.
( Pedantichrist can just fuck off., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)