it's always a mistake when comic strips try and be topical


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( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

I never understood/liked spy vs spy.
But this doesn't make sense, either. You can has click anyway. ^.^
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

A nRussian spy was murdered in the UK
with radiation poisoning.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

Ohhhhh
hahahahahah I get it!!!!
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

thallium, wasn't it?
my favourite of all heavy metal poisons. i must dig out that video of young poisoner's handbook...
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

Polonium, I think

( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

ah, right.

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

Polonium.
Yes, I'm a geek.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

polonium
the pork-based poison.
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

polonium actually tastes...
...quite minty
(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

Polonium-210, specifically.
My favourite isotope. Yum
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)

Alphariffic.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)

They simply try and kill each other in every episode
here the Black Spy has given the white spy polonium 210.
explaining jokes makes them funnier blog
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

what is there to understand about a game
involving 2 characters collecting items and trying to kill each other? Have you played many computer games?
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

oh fuck yes!!
I remember always reading this in Mad yeeeeears ago, and didn't expect it to make an appearance!

clickity woo
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

Hahahahahah!!!

( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

Hahaha
you sick puppy
( mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

Excuse me..
AAAAAAAAAAHhhahhaha
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

It's a comic?
I thought it was just a computer game!


Woo! btw
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

MAD magazine strip
since 1961
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

I have played that game too.
It was quite fun :)
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

Hooray for hours
playing it on the Sega Master System all those years ago.
( Dr-Mx Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

hahahahaha!

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

THAT...
Is absolutely bloody fantastic.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

YES!
WINNER
( deodar ant the horror, the horror, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

pffft

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

I love this
:D
( Puromycin will be toilet-trained on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

arf! :)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

Hahahaha
Nice one!
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)

Glow on with your bad self !
Loved it !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)

Fucking hell, you've won this already.

( Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)

I done this at the time

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)

This ^^
deserves a woo also!

Woo!
( sportscow 97 problems, but an itch ain't one, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

FTFW!
the extra 'F' stands fopr 'f***ing'.
( Colonel Boris Do I *look* like an atom smasher?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

you're a genius bastard git
you do know that right?
*clickenshpeil* :D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

HAAHA
this is really fucking good :D
( Double 2 and that's why I drink, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

1. Neglected to 'woo' this.

(*cough*)

Woo!

2. Oh, and I had an amusing anecdote about Litvinenko, a book, and an understandably nervous proof-reader... but the Russians have access to Teh Interwebs and I have enough people hassling me as it is.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

Pfft.
Give someone else a chance at being good. :P
( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:47, archived)

fantastic
:D
( - D - Let it Beard, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Fabulous.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Mushroom, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahah

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)

Top notch!
Talk about bring back some memories, that was one of my favourite games back when I had a shitty spectrum with a dodgy power connector.

*clicks*
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

Class
Just class..
(Fluffster, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)