it's always a mistake when comic strips try and be topical


From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

I never understood/liked spy vs spy.
But this doesn't make sense, either. You can has click anyway. ^.^
( Killerkitti Nice loamy peat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

A nRussian spy was murdered in the UK
with radiation poisoning.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

Ohhhhh
hahahahahah I get it!!!!
( Killerkitti Nice loamy peat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

thallium, wasn't it?
my favourite of all heavy metal poisons. i must dig out that video of young poisoner's handbook...
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

Polonium, I think

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

ah, right.

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

Polonium.
Yes, I'm a geek.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

polonium
the pork-based poison.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

polonium actually tastes...
...quite minty
(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

Polonium-210, specifically.
My favourite isotope. Yum
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)

Alphariffic.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)

They simply try and kill each other in every episode
here the Black Spy has given the white spy polonium 210.
explaining jokes makes them funnier blog
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

what is there to understand about a game
involving 2 characters collecting items and trying to kill each other? Have you played many computer games?
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

oh fuck yes!!
I remember always reading this in Mad yeeeeears ago, and didn't expect it to make an appearance!

clickity woo
( McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

Hahahahahah!!!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

Hahaha
you sick puppy
( mofaha : You Must Always Blow On The Pie, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

Excuse me..
AAAAAAAAAAHhhahhaha
( Dekionplexis VII MKULTRA COOOOMBOOOO!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

It's a comic?
I thought it was just a computer game!


Woo! btw
( Mstandot, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

MAD magazine strip
since 1961
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

I have played that game too.
It was quite fun :)
( Zhmei 59 Months..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

Hooray for hours
playing it on the Sega Master System all those years ago.
( Dr-Mx Putting the SH back into IT, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

hahahahaha!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

THAT...
Is absolutely bloody fantastic.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since 7.05am, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

YES!
WINNER
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

pffft

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

I love this
:D
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

arf! :)

( prodigy69 here you ya mad fanny..bolt ya nugget, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

Hahahaha
Nice one!
( Bryan Damage Khumbu Cough, aka TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)

Glow on with your bad self !
Loved it !
( Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)

Fucking hell, you've won this already.

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)

I done this at the time

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)

This ^^
deserves a woo also!

Woo!
( sportscow buckaaaaaaah!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

FTFW!
the extra 'F' stands fopr 'f***ing'.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

you're a genius bastard git
you do know that right?
*clickenshpeil* :D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

HAAHA
this is really fucking good :D
( Double 2 plums, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

1. Neglected to 'woo' this.

(*cough*)

Woo!

2. Oh, and I had an amusing anecdote about Litvinenko, a book, and an understandably nervous proof-reader... but the Russians have access to Teh Interwebs and I have enough people hassling me as it is.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

Pfft.
Give someone else a chance at being good. :P
( Spider Riviera He said, "We're dead" with an accent, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:47, archived)

fantastic
:D
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Fabulous.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Mushroom, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahah

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)

Top notch!
Talk about bring back some memories, that was one of my favourite games back when I had a shitty spectrum with a dodgy power connector.

*clicks*
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

Class
Just class..
(Fluffster, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)