Jesus finally breaks the Danish market

because Groucho specs make ANYTHING funnier

From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)

hehheheheh.
 
oddly enough I approve of this
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

Oh bugger
I was hoping for a fatwa
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)

Hahah
cunning disguise, I thought it was Groucho for a minute there. In which case I would have burned your embassy, obviously.
( mofaha, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

He wouldn't belong to any cult that would have him as a leader..

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

Sadly true
and I mean that. Poor guy would be fucking appalled I reckon.
( mofaha, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

Why is he wearing a table tennis bat with a dandilion instead of a handle
on his head?
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

IT'S ART, YOU'R NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK QUESTIONS.
JUST ACT LIKE YOU KNOW.
( gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

I'd say - and it's just a guess -
that he likes table tennis.
( mofaha, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

I'm not sure
but don't tell Mohammed... he'll be livid
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

All religions have their quirks. Look at those water purist/teapot worshippers in Malaysia...

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)

Say the magic word and . . .
KaaaaaaaaaaBooooooooomb !
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

A...
...men

(duck)
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

BUT WHY A DUCK?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

I could tell you
but you'd have to blow yourself up
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

ALL RIGHT, WHY A DUCK? WHY A NO CHICKEN?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)

BOOM
Sorry, folks. He seemed like such a nice guy...
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)

COCOANUTS.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)

uh oh
now you've REALLY done it
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)

*bums embassy / church / mosque / comedy club*

the joys of equal opportunity offensiveness
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

finally!
a religious icon i can relate to!
*relates*
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)