Dark Side of the Cat

(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)

wow...
you combined lolcats and garfield.

fuck me... why did i not think of that
( Tom O'Bedlam Beware the savage jaw of 1984, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

it was hard to resist
kill me now
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)

It could well have been genius.
We'll just have to let fate decide.
( Spider Riviera flies a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

Gracias
but there's a fine line between genius and shit... especially at this hour and after this much wine
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)

Not really.
Most certifiable geniuses were often unappreciated and their own harshest critic.
( Spider Riviera flies a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!?!?!
HE LUVS LASAGNE :(


:(
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

also,
LOLSAGNE
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)

Pfft.

( Spider Riviera flies a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

Ah
but it was your lasagne he shat in, not his. He's an evil ladygarden.
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

*bottom lip starts to wobble*

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

evil ladygarden
what a great name for a band
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)

I volunteer
I mean... a band like that needs a distorted theremin solo once in a while, surely?
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:17, archived)

fuck, yeah!
theremin is cool!
much like steel guitar.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

we need to start a band
but only if you're up for some hot mellotron action in the mix as well
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)

hell, yeah!
now that's a plan!
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)

Why am I suddenly seeing ELO
back from the dead?
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:56, archived)

ummm
how many drugs have you taken?
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)

Not enough
I'll get right on that
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)

good.
no ELO without LSD.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)

why are you doing 24 hours on b3ta?
that why madness lies...
( Tom O'Bedlam Beware the savage jaw of 1984, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)

i'm still trying to figure that out.
once the idea was in my head, it seemed like i just had to do it.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)

ah... you're unemployed at the moment right?

( Tom O'Bedlam Beware the savage jaw of 1984, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:26, archived)

permanently :(

( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:30, archived)

weak :(

( Tom O'Bedlam Beware the savage jaw of 1984, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)

yep.
although, if everything goes well, i may be able to work in about 2 years. i hope so!
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:43, archived)

Silly cat.
Lasagne I eat not.
( Spider Riviera flies a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

(cough)
for meaty pasta dishes the Jedi way agrees with not
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:35, archived)

i know garfield...
...and that is NOT garfield!
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)

Nope
It's Garfield 2.0. Everyone's rebranding these days
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)

ahh...i see...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

*Impulse buys eleventy*

( Spider Riviera flies a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)

great.
now i have to listen to pink floyd
*fires up windows media*
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)