I could tell you
but you'd have to blow yourself up
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

ALL RIGHT, WHY A DUCK? WHY A NO CHICKEN?

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)

BOOM
Sorry, folks. He seemed like such a nice guy...
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)

COCOANUTS.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)

uh oh
now you've REALLY done it
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)