*Lords it over Middle-Earth*
*Gets to shag Liv Tyler*


UBERWIN!
( Spider Riviera is more honest than most politicians, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:49, archived)

yeah, but she was a whiny bitch
*lords it over the whole of space*
*gets to shag alien babes*
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:52, archived)

I'd rather have Arwen (The non-whiny book one) over any alien babe.

( Spider Riviera is more honest than most politicians, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:07, archived)

fair enough
i'd rather have sam anyway ;)
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:14, archived)

But then who would Frodo have?

( Spider Riviera is more honest than most politicians, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:37, archived)

Smeagol, of course.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)

That's just wrong.

( Spider Riviera is more honest than most politicians, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:07, archived)