Nah, it can't
because I was a lurker when I went to MY first bash. And I'm not a stalker. Am I? :(

"Oh hi, I'm baldmonkey. Who are you?" "I'm hexachordal." "...who?" "I WAS IN THE NEWSLETTER."
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)

oh! you're the one from the newsletter?!
that means i know your whole name! *address searches* I know your address now too. I shall send you some biscuits and a cheese sculpture.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)

*pouts*
i want cheese sculpture!
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)

*hack*
No...you...don't....*die*
( ClanSoul bought series 2 of Ghost Whisperer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)

okay...
i'll stick to the wine
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)

*intercepts biscuits and cheese*
This cheese tastes a bit like anthrax.
( ClanSoul bought series 2 of Ghost Whisperer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)

Yeah but it's a bit creapy if you've been on b3ta for four years
and have posted once. It's a bit like listening to someones conversation for years and them going to talk to them as if you'd always known them.
( riverghost is completely halibut, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)

I expect, on the other end of the scale,
it's almost as creepy as being on the site not very long and talking to everyone as if you've known them for four years.
/ClanSoul is a weirdo blog
( ClanSoul bought series 2 of Ghost Whisperer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)

Well at least that's not as bad as inviting 50 odd people to London
under the pretence of a bash but really you're going to use them in B3ta chutney!
( riverghost is completely halibut, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)