Quick & dirty
bindun? probably shouldn't have


(Teh Rev annoying the regulars since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)

Not much bUtt seckz to be had without a cock innit.

Also: pance!
( mediocre puts the mediocre in intemediocrernet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)

humm...
you have a point good sir! but i figured this was way over the top and close to becoming a "tesco value comic strip" as it was, if i drew the big pink cock on it as well it could be potentially damaging to my reputation over at Chortleberry!
(Teh Rev annoying the regulars since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)

The only rep that matters is the one from here.
If the public want purple cocks, give 'em what they want.
( Spider Riviera is in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)

pff
i read that as supersize butt secks
( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)

Mmmm supersize butt

( mediocre puts the mediocre in intemediocrernet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)

you like big butts
and you cannot lie

or so i assume.
( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

How goes the 24h?

( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

check the sig!
i'm knackered!
( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

Lightweight..
/15 hours and not tired.
( Spider Riviera is in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

yes, but
i've been awake for over 26 hours already
( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

grief
i expect the worst thing is being asked about it all the time! sorry :-p
( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

:D
not at all! i'm pleased that people are interested enough to ask!
( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

One of my very bestest friends is called The Rev.
But he's a proper reverend, innit.

Ning all... I watched TWO (count them: TWO) episodes of Torchwood last night. It. Was. Awesome. Martha's arse, Captain Barrowtart, Tosh got her pins out (ish) and RICHARD BRIERS.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)

Morning!
I watched ZERO (count them: ZERO) episodes evar, so all this means nothing to me ;)
( mediocre puts the mediocre in intemediocrernet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)

Pfft
You're missing out. It's got gay Welsh love in it.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

The best kind
trust me. 'Ning!
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

Hahaha I was wondering if you'd see that.
Ningles, lovely.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

hahaha :)
we have had this conversation before on my very first compo post i think, i too am a reverend... after accidentally filling in the form for the ULC (Universal Life Church)

but im an atheist.. with a certificate of ministerial credentials in PDF format
(Teh Rev annoying the regulars since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)

That's exactly the same as him.
And yes, I never remember things.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

Who are you, again?

( Spider Riviera is in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

I'm not even sure anymore.
I hope I'm Charlize Theron.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

*Imagines*
*Brags to mates about talking to Charlize*
( Spider Riviera is in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

you wish ;)

( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

Actually, no.
Her boyfriend's a bit too wet.

Who do I want to be? Who's dating John Cusack at the minute?
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

no idea
how about uma thurman?
( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

Who's she dating?
She's got massive feet, actually, and is 6 foot. So no.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

lucy liu?

( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

Kate Winslet.
I want to be Kate Winslet. Because then people'd stop calling me Scully.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

briers on torchwood?
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)

has the world gone mad???

( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

He was so bloody good.

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

briers is all the ace.
but torchwood....
*shudders*
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

Fuck you, Sisko.
;-)
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

ning
I am still sickeh, coughing up fluorescent goo
( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

Bleeeeurgh
Begone, foul poxbucket.


:D only joking- hope you feel better soon!
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

*grabs emergency chicken soup and blanky*

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

*Snuggles up
*Scoffs soup

Any chance of some honey and lemon and a handjob?
( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

fluorescent, you say?
you must put it in tubs and sell it to children as space goo, thus profiting from your illness and spreading it amongst the depressingly healthy.
( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

good idea

( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)