Oor Wullie
Was always a bit shit wasn't it?
Even more so now



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(Cyril has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

Oor Smeato?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

word up minkster!
my daughter has changed her goodbye daddy speech when i leave for work!
now it's 'bye dad, have you got your lunch?, don't hit dennis, and don't go to the pub or you'll get drunk and i'll be angry'
O_o
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

Don't hit Dennis.
Do you hit Dennis often?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

no.
=D
it's not like i come home and say to her 'i gave dennis a good slapping today'
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

Who the fuck is Dennis?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

one of my co-'workers'

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

Stab him then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

eh?!
he's my friend!
and a b3tan
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

does dennis deserve to be slapped?

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

not when compared to some of the fuck-ups in this place!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

invent
some form of auto bitch-slapping machine.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

You are Mr Hobbile and NobbyNobody's love child.
AICMFP
( head-doctor internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

I just don't understand why it's spelt phoenetically.
Scots aren't stupid, they can read.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

Because Scots is not the same language as English
and that is how Scots is wrote.

Edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language
( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

Really?
Well I never.

Then it's just shite then, instead of being shite and patronising.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

*pssst*
Hello lovely!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

HELLO DUCKY!
*glomp*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

How are you, my lovely Fae?
Have a bit of this:


( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

I'm good thank you!
That's so beautiful. Did you have a lovely time?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

It was amazing.
Really stunning - bloody cold, but stunning.

and.....

We got the Northern Lights 5 nights in a row!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

LUCKY!
Oh I'm so glad you had a good time my darling!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Quick!
Put it on chortleberry.com. Run! Fast!
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

As ever, I have no clue what you are banging on about.
but it still makes me laugh.

You loon.

Edit: That'll learn me, won't it?
*note to self* Read People's sigs before replying...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

Bigger!
Make it Bigger!
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Can if you want...
I am impervious to nonsense today...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

Wallpaper size please

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)