Hagar
Nope still not funny.

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From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(Cyril has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

Seamlessly beautiful ;)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

He need some ZudJuice!
Also, if you're using Paint, it doesn't do the text very well on a gif, so you need to type the text inna bitmap and paste it onto the gif


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

I think it makes it all the more hilariously terrible, to be honest
and since I never use paint for anything other than being intentionally shit, I shall not obey this simple tip.

HOWEVER, I can see how it would be useful, and it certainly takes using filetypes to a whole new level, so I give this tip four stars.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

*blinks*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

sorry, I got carried away and started accidentally reviewing stuff again
it's a habit I have, I do apologise.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

why
Thank you sir

I only have paint at my disposal here at work
(Cyril has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

me too . . .



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

*blinks*

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

sorry, I got carried away and started accidentally pixellating stuff again
it's a habit I have, I do apologise


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

hold on...
But I just...
*goes into a coma*
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

*wanks*

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

I never found it funny either
so a click fo you.

Right, ciggy time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

what should the non smokers do?
*panics*
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

Have a beer.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

I would but ive gotta drive my car back from the MOT station
on my bloody birthday - i ask you!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

Ok then, have some cake.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

but i has no cayke :(
(yet)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

...
Teh cayke is a lie.
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

a pie?
mmmm pie - dammit now i'm hungry
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

start smoking?
*puff*
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

my lungs dont work as it is
breathing smoke surely will not help?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

no!
i've only just bloody stopped!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

Yay for stopping smoking and 24 hour b3ta stints!
GO SMASH MONKEY - YEA! (don't actually go, but carry on until its time to go :D)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

i'm just
a stubborn fucker ;)
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

*huddles*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

Yay :D

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

DO ME! DO ME!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

You're MINE.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

a what? ham sandwich? good idea
brb with ham sandwich
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

I am glad I shaved my nuts now

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

Sounds risky.
You must have a steady hand.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

you cant put peanuts in a ham sandwich silly!

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

CAYKE!


Welcome to the patented birthday year of death. Sorry, I'm 26 candles short.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

Yay!
*mmmyomn*
Thank you :D
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

bad, wicked zoot!

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

he must be spanked

( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

A spanking! A spanking!

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

How's the marathon going?
No sleep at all yet? And are you doing a journal for the newsletter this week... with photos?
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

no journal, no photos
i have no scanner and a journal would be boring as hell :(
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

Oh dear... so this is never going to be recorded for prosperity...
other than in the B3ta archives...
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

i don't do it for posterity
only to prove that there's nothing really bloody stupid that i won't do.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

fuck it..joint time for me

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

already?
Good lord, you're keen.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

me too,
pass the elbows


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

*Sigh*
*Begins skinning up*
( Spider Riviera He said, "We're dead" with an accent, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

are you skinning my elbows?
*winces*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

Don't tempt me!
Tempt me, go on, tempt me!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

*Tempts hard*

( Spider Riviera He said, "We're dead" with an accent, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

butt or mitre?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

I found this to be brilliant.
I also found it at the top of the page. Who'd have thought.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

SKOL! SKOL! SKOL! SKOL! SKOL! SKOL!
/back to the old skol
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

"why aren't you joining in?"
"i don't know the words"
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

TJ:
I want a copy of the song 'Stamp, Stamp, Stamp on a Smurf -
Anyone able to help?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

The level of effort you have put into matching the font
astounds me!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)