From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

in the cunt!
how odd.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

hehe
I likes.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

god I hate this comp

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

who suggested it?
lets hunt them down!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

amen
I think extending album covers was good but they havent really been thought through recently
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

Hahahaha
Everyone hates every comp - I don't know why they bother running them.

What comp would YOU suggest?
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

Robotic breakdancing dinosaurs
:)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

well 3 outa 3 comps I've suggested people liked

*smugs*
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

Some people like this comp.
It's only a bit of fun - it's hardly like voting on the Iraq war, is it?
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

I'd rather be stuck in Iraq, thanks

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

Well why not go out there, then?

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

I would as well
I think it'd be fun to learn how to make kebabs whilst you're being shot at.

This is living on the edge,
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

I want a comp
where you don't need any talent and can make crude paint pictures and post them up and people won't yell at you.

Actually I've done that in most of the ones I've entered. Hmm......

I actually like the idea of this comp, and there's been some really good entries. Just a few too many Garfields.
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

go on, swear
just once :)
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

What am I?
Your swearing spider bitch?
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hahahaha
Swear, Spiderbitch, swear!
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

Spiderbitch, Spiderbitch, does whatever a Spiderbitch does.

( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

aww
how can you look at his little face and be so mean?


( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

It'll be fun! Go on.
Try it.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

FUCK YOU ALL
AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON*










* screw on cold nights
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

That was exciting!
Thank you :D
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

more than welcome

( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

i'll show you my boobs
if you swear ;)
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

ooh!
b3ta.com/board/8140958

Boobies, please.
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

( . )( . )
these'll have to keep you going until i hit 10000 ;)
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

Damnit
Well, thanks for the effort :)
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

it'll only be about a week or so
then there'll be real boobs
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)

boobs!

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

I like it...
as usual it just needs people to put a bit of thought into what constitutes funny...

(says the man who thinks making dan dare into a sweary cunt is funny)
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

LOL - HOMOS!
Edit: Now on suggestions for voting goodness.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post126292
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

Hahahaha
AIDSLOL
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

CAN YOU IMAGINE?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

The blacks, the whites and the spades!

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

the space of aids
dun dun dun dun dun
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

heehee ^_^

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

MATT DAMON!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

This would be fantastic.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

HAHAHAHA
^this
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

I shal enter it to suggestions right away then sir.

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

Do it.
I'll vote for it

EDIT: Done
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

So will I
not that you'll ever know :(
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

The last few have been fine.
I just don't know why anyone would choose this when there are so many "do it yourself comic strip" websites around.

The people that have good jokes aren't the ones that come out of the woodwork.
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

beer!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

la la la
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post126290
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

gotta have curve appeal
...that'll just end up being aloada twiggy models... yuk
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

Only if people haven't got the point.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

thats what im saying...
people don't get the point
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

That's the same with any image challenge.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

well how can you go wrong with "robotic breakdancing dinosaurs"?

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

I would say it might not be varied enough.
But I know nothing, and it's not my birthday.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

ok dokey
Happy non birthday - o0 a card came through the letterbox (or a bill)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

i like it

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Excellent!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

I like it!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

Click, then!
I think it'd be fun.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

Also done!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

*votes*

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

^this
It's allowing people with no talent to contribute quick and easily. 'Swearing in Garfield LOL!!!1'
( Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

Hey, there's some funny ones, as always

( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

The problem this time is
comic strip mashing is a b3ta standard, so firstly there are lots of reposts (some of which, including your own, are excellent) and secondly it's so very easy to type some uninspired swear words onto a comic strip in a random font.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

yes but making them funny...
now thats different
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

I agree.
Click to see the popular posts in the compo page. Every one funny, even if its for the wrong reasons.
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

different to most of the entries, yes.

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

I have a shitload of these things I could flood the board with

but I'm not..
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

Let's mobilise the elephants!

( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

hahaha :)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

You're never fucking happy.

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

and who the fuck are you?

you don't even know me..so shut the fuck up
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

to be fair
everybody knows you.

Even so, you do tend to be quite jovial.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

I'm happy 96% of the time on here

just because I don't take any shit and what I type might sound angry, doesn't mean to say that I am ;)
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

oh you!
be nice :P
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

Whoa there, pickle.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

sorry but if you think I'm going to take shit from some random fucknut

then yer wrong :)
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

It sounded tongue-in-cheek to me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

Are you sexface?
i was wondering where you went!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

*enrols in nursing college*

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

*enbagels in vetinary school*

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

*enbuns in clown college*

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

*engulfs in flames*

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

*enfolds in batter*

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)