Late again....

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

hahahahaha
Very good Sir
(Ning Has got a "semi" on since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

Hahaha!
Grattan* m'love.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

Ah well,
Happy to show my ignorance on that score...
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

:D exactly.
You is real man *grr*
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

Nicole Fahri FTW!
*ninja'd*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

nicole Fahri

Matalan
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

Never!
Damn your duck pond, sir!

is actually wearing his 'posh gear' today...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

*still wants proof of this tux*
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

Oh, don't you worry.
Evidence will be presented. :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

Hooray!
*readies special folder*
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

Oh I don't like her cuts.
Rick Owens and Vivienne Westwood FTW.

(yes, I know, I'm sad.)
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

I prefer Sid Owen

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

LOL

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

and Tim Westwood?
Do Vivenne westwoods clothes not make you look like a 90 year old tranny hooker?
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

they have that stale fag smell built-in

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

Not if you wear them right.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

Pfft
you just DON'T understand.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

I have been distracted
by the sudden realisation that I just emailed a German person with Fawltyesque typo reading "I'm sorry I can't help any fuhrer"
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

hahahahaha

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

HAHAHA!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

HAHAHA

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

*looks at jacket*
But...but - I really like this!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

I don't like her cuts on ME, I should have said.
I'm too curvy for NF.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

I sure you would look simply ravishing.
100% truth.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

Haha, no!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

:)
high fashion
( mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

*hovers*
*giggles*
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

oooOOOooooo!
cutting...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

Kiss my round, womanly arse, love.
If you can't deal with a REAL female, that's your own problem. I suggest you ask yourself what you're really looking for.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

meat

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

Kittens in bobsleighs

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

tan suede with tassels
is a good look
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

Bwahahahaha!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

Only with cream leather trousers.

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

Oh god, what a thought...
eeewwwww
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

- No Garfield
- No Swear Words
- No Pea-Roast
- NOT REAL!

- Click Though


( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

In fairness,
there is one gratuitous usage of 'fuck'...
But the point is well taken, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

Only one?
this compo has a four fuck minimum.

Or two if its children
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

Damn, I missed that memo
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

everything I fucking say
has a four fuck minimum!
And that's a fucking lovely fucking phrase.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

Sheer Quality, Sir
as ever.

:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

Puck is not a swear!

* It does say Puck doesn't it?


( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

^ needs more glasses
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

Like this?

---^---
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

that's the badger!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

bloody Shakespeare

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

I've had enough garfied to last a lifetime..
GarFiled - and left there please.

( glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

hahaha
brilliant, *pops into Burton*
(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

Pfft!
Looney tunes.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

you forgot to compo it...
STOP! FASHION POLICE! :D
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

cheers - sorted now.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

:D
Woo!
( XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)