I've been avoiding this compo so far
For fear of people making the "OMG your cartoons look like Garfield" comments.

However...



From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

hahaha

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

nah garfield is drawn better than your stuff

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

hahaha you old tart!
*FAWNS*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

I keep expecting you to be KillerKitti, Mofaha's very undersage daughter
doing things like reverse grooming mongychops.
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

now that i'd pay to see!
poor kk tho, i hope people don't confuse us when i'm saying vile or pervy things (99% of the time)
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

NO! NO! NO! Hanke!!!
I made that mistake once!!!!

*shudders*
( Mstandot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

did you ask her to show you her tits or something? thinking it was me..

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Other way round.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

did you show them her tits?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

is she not underage and it would be wrong and i don't have a picture of her tits in the first place!

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

liar!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

No,
but I'll ask you!

I gone into internet letch mode again!
( Mstandot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

and i'll say fuck off.
;)
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Haha!
I should hope you will!!
( Mstandot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

I do this just about eveytime I see KV's name :/

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

under sage?
why is she under one half of a typical chicken stuffing?
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

hehe stuffing

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

oh no you di'int!!!

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

Yeah but garfield strips are funny and yours aren't
No wait!I got that wrong!!
Yours are the funny ones!!
( Mstandot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

you cheeky bastard ;-)

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

I did genuinly type it!
But only by mistake! and kept it for comedy effect.
( Mstandot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

Pfff.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

haha
yours look better

/not much of a compliment blog
/still like your drawings blog
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

I mean you suck
/trying to fit in blog
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

are you seious?
DD cant draw for shit blah blah blah

/Sir Sand Goblin
/Sticky Label
/Betty Bo Bibsters
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Betty Bo Bibsters!!?
didn't she die back in the fire of '06
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

she came back not long ago under a different username.
Though our paths haven't crossed since all those years ago.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

A FIRE??!
ON THE INTERNET?! I'm scared. Hold me.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hey I remember her..
crazy bitch..
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

heheheh ZOMG
also, this is terribly childish, but the inclusion of the phrase 'up to 30m dong' in this news item made me do a tealol
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

That story is amazing
I think it really needs to be an animated film.

"Dad, I want a hamster."

"NO! HAVE A FISH!"
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

Devil Duck is shit!
sorry I thought thats what we were doing in this thread.

Still, woo!
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)