Perhaps Luann is only syndicated in the US. I don't know. I've always fancied shagging her though, so I'm quite aroused at how this came out. Oh, and the mum's a milf too... Yeah... I need help.

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( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

A night of heavy teabagging

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

your place or mine?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

I'll put the kettle on

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

no steam burns this time!!
you kinky devil!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

hahaha.
you dirty old bugger.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

*wink*
you love it, you little minx!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

oh totally.
*wanks*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

0_0

Jinkies!! That's a big clitoris!!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

What the FUCK is a clitoris?

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

*whispers in ear*

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!
REALLY!?!
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)

I'm looking at your sig,
the picture you just made, and the text underneath, and I'm having... doubts. Serious doubts.
( mofaha, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

Really?
I looked at all of these, and was left with no doubts at all.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

I've said too much haven't I?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

I bet you had a nice time making that, then.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

I'm spent!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

WTF!

( Mstandot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

now with less gay pr0n

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

and more incest
you rascal
/I assume, I don't know what the hell this is
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

But that was the only bit I got!!

( Mstandot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

hahahaha
I didn't notice that at first

man with penis in mouth shocker!
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

It's OK though. It's not really gay.
Judging by the angle, the suckee isn't very interested.

Unless he's David Baddiel.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

Mmmfffffgggggggggg

( mofaha, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)

wow. spooky.
and a 34. click.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

Man's best feind . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

you and wanting to sleep with your aunt who looks like your mum again?
nice
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

mongoooose!
hello sexy lady!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

hiya darling

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

and how are you on this fine evening? and why are you not in the pub?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

why aren't you?
me, my friend has no money and i ran out of time to sound out others
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

i'm unemployed and very poor and i have a bottle of asda own brand southern comfort
beats walking 2 miles into town on the off chance i can ponce a few drinks.

plus my hair is currently covered in bleach..
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

ah
that's brighton for you. I can sees my local from my room. probably can't afford to go out but not checked my bank balance for months
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

(yadda yadda pander fawn)
;P

*runs*
( Mstandot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

psh fuck off.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

those two are getting worse than Pyscho

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

how are you? isketch?
cyber?
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

i am sexy

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

not a sexy as me.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

I am the sexiest b3tan
don't nobody front
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

nooo...
I'M SPARTACUS!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

I know
I am only jealous....of her..
( Mstandot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

wait til pigeon nipples gets here..then things get really sexy.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

I've got a big box of tissues ready.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

well he might do some more erotic dancing tonight.
a feast for all the senses.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

If only I could smell through the internet

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)

www.temple.edu/ispr/examples/ex99_10_20.html
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)

Yes!

( Mstandot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)

hahah I was wondering who I told that story to just the other day
man that was some old skool photoshopping.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

Yay to being aroused!

( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

Yay!~

*cops a woodie*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)