Well, my dear
I shall save you a special *cuddle* if our paths intersect at riverghosts' bash, how about that?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

cuddle grope
( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Well, ok, I may have been thinking that..
But, since I am almost twice her age, that would be rather wrong, I feel.

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

you feel
intentional pun?
( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Oh bloody hell, no :)
Not intentional - there's no way out of this, is there?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

This seems an appropriate time to point out you're only as old as the woman you feel.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Do feel free to pass on the names of any gorgeous 42 year old brunettes you may have the number for...
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

I'll keep my eyes peeled, but don't get your hopes up.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

My ex is older than you.
My ex is older than my mum actually.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

\o/
*lives in hope*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

In my defence, he had a very nice accent.
But also a wife, a fact of which I was not aware.

Looking back on it, a man in his late 40s fancying a 17 year old is a bit.....yes.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

My point exactly.
*note to self: Make sure you do 'the voice' when you finally meet the Captain*

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Aye, well, you don't have a wife.
And you're not now.... *takes off socks* 54. or 55. One of the two.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Indeed, not any more, anyhow
I'm cooking her dinner tonight, though - how North London is that?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

I am totally confused.
I must away to my bath...
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Enjoy!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

I hope so.
I'm cuddling you, whatever happens. I shan't be in the least put off if you don't cuddle bacl.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

I shall, my dear, certainly cuddle you back.
and in a completely appropriate fashion, I might add. ;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Drat.

( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Well, in that case, I'm sure we can come to some accommodation
;)

notes to self how many double-entendre possibilities there are in the above post
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Get this man a cold shower, stat.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

HAHA!
nicely done, sir
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

Fantastic.

( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)