From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(Hairy Midget, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)

Oh my..
Have a slightly disgusted woo.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)

beastiality is teh bestest

(asciifaceofbob meh, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)

Shopped cartoons only please


( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)

Bokeage. Big style. Big Willy Style, in fact.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

Big willy style?
Everyones favourite!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

fucking hell, long time mate, nice to see you

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

About the only name I recognize here
This is the first good compo I've seen in a good 4 years.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

don't say that, you'll only upset some fat people
how've you been keeping?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

Trying to find a job that involves drawing Garfield
in sexual scenarios with Jon. There's just not as much out there at the moment as you'd think.

You?
(Hairy Midget, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

you know Odie
yeah I'm fist deep in him.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)

Never heard of him
Is that Calvin's stuffed toy?
(Hairy Midget, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

It's my pet name for Tom Schnurr

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)

Hahaha
rock you like a schnurricane!
( mofaha, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

*Hastily stabs out eyes with fork*
Oh godddd...

I feel unclean after reading that...
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

hahaha!
oh god.
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

happy candle in your sig day!

( caffeinefreak, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)

ta!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

He's lying down after all his smiting
Happy candleday!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

cheers!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

hahaha
and

ewwwwwwwwww
(Ning is wearing pants today, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

too seedy for words
class.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

Now why would you do a thing like that?
Nice "style" though.
Hnurk.

Althought, should have expected something like that to crop up eventually!
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

I don't know why.
All I know is, I'm pitching a tent after reading it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

Oh my

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

that is brilliant -
but wrong!

Woo!
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

haha ew
'nings all

is mongy still posting scat porn all over the board?
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

Not at the moment.
Don't click on his profile though....
( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

Not since this morning
'noon :)
( in vino veritas, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

'noons ivv
hope you're well

sorry, my connection's up and down like the Argentinian economy today
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

I missed all of this.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)

Picture an explosion in a marmite factory
where everybodies clothes fall off, and people accidentally stick their willies up each others bums.




You'd be pretty much there.
( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)

You must hate it when your work and b3ta collide like this

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

hehehehe!
I can't look at a stool sample today without feeling hungry.

Am I a bad man?
( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)

Only if you act on your urges.
I suggest you get some chocolate and pretend.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)

Ah, no need to describe scat in all it's many brown forms to me.
Being fairly unshockable porn wise, I'vehad friends try for hours to find videos/pictures to make me upset.

So far the only one that worked was what appeared to be... well, let's just say that the girl was definitely too young (by about ten years) and I don't speak to that 'friend' any more.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

Sir Pidgeon Nipples got hacked as well
Just not on
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

I saw the SPN hack, that was last night wasn't it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)

their passwords were probably monkey or arsenal

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

God says he and SPN's account have been suspenders

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

hahahaha
oh god
( new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)

Eurgh + Woo at the same time.
Good work there!
( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)

Mmmmm


*clicks*
(Baron Fishcake III, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

wrongness
But at the same time I think John would give quite good head
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

hahahahahahaha
so fantastically wrong
( Mushroom, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

muwahhahhahah!
 
How I've missed you.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)

You're alive!
Woot!
( Grampa, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)