Thanks B3ta...
I come here so I DON'T have to do what I spend most of my working day doing... ie fucking making fucking graphs.

Fucking fuck... fuck it...


From the Graphs challenge. See all 513 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)

haha
I feel your pain - all I get is "make this flowchart look sexy"

it's a fucking flowchart!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)

stick some tits on it
i do that.

Then take them off again...
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

I got into a bit of trouble for emailing this to my boss after a heated discussion about my sales forecast
www.marriedtothesea.com/020708/food-and-drug-administration.gif
( gronkpan, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

haha
bloody charts, I hate 'em - having to spend 3 bloody hours making a shitty chart that means nothing and that nobody will look at anyway.

then there's "we don't know what we want, but it isn't this"

/rant
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

oh christ....
"But this needs to be straight line"

"But the points you want to hit don't make a straight line"

"But it has to be a straight line, and it has to go through these points. Just do it."
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

best. show. ever!
That sucks! woo to pic :)

I have to talk on the phone all day, but 6 mouth ulcers don't help!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

even by my non-existant standards this is a silly compo.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

Ya think?

( WiL can take it all!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

hahahahahaa!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

.
titter
(monkeyboyalpha is old enough to know b3ta, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

aaawwww, there there!
I don't think there's going to be much point being here for a couple of days.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

I for one welcome the multitude of graphs that look like cocks
and also the multitude of Venn diagrams containing the sets "good compo entries" and "compo entries with graphs that look like cocks"
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

Thanmkfully I wont...
racing back on today, so I'm fucking off at lunchtime
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

Chin up.
I'm off the doctors. Perhaps I'll get trapped down an abandoned mine or the way... or get kidnapped in a helicopter by levitating midgets.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

Blood.
Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And maggots.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

I can't believe I'm pea-ing from last weeks compo
but...


( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

I bow to your superior knowledge.
Is the board all in italics for anyone else?
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

I agree wholeheartedly
All I do each day is watch a graph roll off of the SQUID, then replot it with the correct amounts and then fit a model to it.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)