WARNING! Laboratory joke follows:

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

Oof.

( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

Graphs? Um okay...
Morning Waspy, I hope you don't mind if I slip this in here...


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

you're always welcome to gently slip one in

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

You made that sound a bit rude.
You naughty boy.
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

Hahaha
I like this muchalot. *clickage*
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

pffft!

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

Hahahaha!
I run a laboratory and we are currently sitting about waiting for the regulatory inspectors to turn up and inspect us.

This picture is more fun than that by a long way.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

Pirbright?

( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

Larkhill.
Or are we not just listing the training facilities for Artillerymen in order?
( Pedantichrist can just fuck off., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

Mornington Crescent!

( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

Nope.
pharmaceutical company laboratory. I have the dubious pleasure of being in charge of all raw materials and packaging components
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

have you hidden the plutonium yet?
Mr Ahmadinnerjacket needs it by wednesday.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

No plutonium unfortunately
but if you ever get breast cancer I can probably arrange a staff discount on your chemo.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

We used to have fun
every year or two with the UN Chemical Weapons Inspectorate. They're a fucking barrel of laughs, they are.
( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

We get MHRA, FDA, IACS
and nearer to Christmas the regulatory bodies of loads of south american and European countries who want to come to London and go shopping after inspecting us.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

They used to
turn up in a minibus with an armed escort. Great PR for a chemical company right by a town.
I was thankfully spared the pharma bodies as our stuff was pretty far upstream, intermediates and all that.
( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

The last place I worked we got audited by the same sort of bunch as here
until one day I turned up to find a load of auditors had arrived without warning. I asked the security guard who it was that had turned up to find out it was the Serious Fraud Office.

I started looking for another job.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

Hehehe
Our place was bought out and fucked over before that could happen. I left about a year before it all went shit-shaped.
( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

Pffffttttttttt
*gets*
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

Oh bugger,
I am rissing and I know I shouldn't be.
( Pedantichrist can just fuck off., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

Its a witty retort

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)