If it's a pie chart you want...
...it's a pie chart you'll get!


(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

Right, that's decided, then.
It's gonna have to be Steak & Cheese with mash and onion gravy from Square Pie for lunch.

Woo to the pic, sir!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

mm pie
it's free pizza from Pizza Hut for me
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

I like the sound of this...
Free, you say?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

it's so much sweeter because it's free..
I'll be having something healthy for lunch because I'm just back from Croatia where the food is mostly based around ways to make fat edible
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

You better not mean that gross idea of putting pineapple on pizza.
That's how Nazi Germany started, you know....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

warm pineapple with ham and bread... I see no problem with that
the REAL beauty is haggis and pineapple pizza!
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

hahah cholesterol worries

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

That looks lovely
I'll have the lot!
( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Fuck sake. I have to eat now.
:D woo!
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

steak and kidney FTW!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

^THIS^
FTW!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

Bleah!
No Offal!

*bokes*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

( urbane legend in ur superpozitions, collapsin ur wave functionz, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

Kidney is ming, though.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

Right again, Cap'n!
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

lives is delicious though
yum yum yum
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

KIDNEY IS ACE AND SO IS LIVER
I'm going to have to rethink our relationship status.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

Liver's lovely.
Kidney's not very nice.


You can have my kidney *pushes with fork*
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

I know the day's not going too well...
But self-harm in the form of surgery really won't help, you know.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Don't say that
I'm repiercing my ear tonight.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

Well, let's hope that an innocent ear-piercing doesn't spiral out of control
into WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER!

I think I need a cup of tea and a smoke.
brb.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

I didn't know you smoked...
I'll try not to kill myself. I am trained though, so everything should be fine.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

Have I let you down
with my nic-O-teen related shenanigans?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

No, I demand more people smoke.
I'm bloody tired of getting cold on my own.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

See you up on the sun-deck, in that case
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

ok, good.
*pats bum*
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

Dbroon- sponsored by Asda.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

hahah that would please me if Asda adverts involved
slapping of unsuspecting bums for the "jingle jingle" money noise bit.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

I can't do that, I haven't got any pockets in these trousers.
*empties wallet into pants*


There we go. *jingles*





This is quite uncomfortable.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

allow me...

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

I don't think I've got enough change for your pants as well.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

It's ok, I'll just hold it in my hands

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

I'm not doing this on my own.
If I've got change in my pants, you have to as well. It's your fault I'm in this mess in the first place.

Right, I've only got a 20 pound note. That'll have to do. C'mere.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

liver is nice but not as nice as kidney
as a kid I was addicted to haslet, the rejected Shakespearean meat
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

Oh now I love haslet.
Don't tell me it's made out of kidney.

Oooh I like tongue too.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

*resists obvious joke opportunity*
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

You shouldn't resist these things.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

*makes note to not do so in future*
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

Sorry, sir
I just can't do the offal thing.

Closest I can get is Foie Gras. Luckily I really can't afford to eat that very often.
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

haggis!
that even has lungs and heart in it! woo!
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

Haggis is also good.
with that cabbage thing and potato....stuff.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

It must be a texture thing
'cos I can cope with Haggis.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

ah, fair enough
I see what you're getting at. I think it perhaps depends on how it's cooked. Kidneys that are in stew fill up with juices and are boiled, so their texture is not pleasing. Fried kidneys or chicken hearts are good, and liver should be grilled for best results, with a bit of lemon.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

sooooooooooo hungry!!!!!!

( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

me too!!
/won't eat until 5.30 blog
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

Beef & Guinness
I must have this now
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

I *knew* you were a man of class and culture.
Beef & Guinness.... mmmmmmmmm

*slavers*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

Chicken pie is for the poor.
I've heard they sell it in Lidl.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)