Liver's lovely.
Kidney's not very nice.


You can have my kidney *pushes with fork*
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

I know the day's not going too well...
But self-harm in the form of surgery really won't help, you know.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is walking down Madison, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Don't say that
I'm repiercing my ear tonight.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

Well, let's hope that an innocent ear-piercing doesn't spiral out of control
into WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER!

I think I need a cup of tea and a smoke.
brb.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is walking down Madison, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

I didn't know you smoked...
I'll try not to kill myself. I am trained though, so everything should be fine.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

Have I let you down
with my nic-O-teen related shenanigans?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is walking down Madison, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

No, I demand more people smoke.
I'm bloody tired of getting cold on my own.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

See you up on the sun-deck, in that case
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is walking down Madison, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

ok, good.
*pats bum*
( dbroon is in a world of fucking shit, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

Dbroon- sponsored by Asda.

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

hahah that would please me if Asda adverts involved
slapping of unsuspecting bums for the "jingle jingle" money noise bit.
( dbroon is in a world of fucking shit, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

I can't do that, I haven't got any pockets in these trousers.
*empties wallet into pants*


There we go. *jingles*





This is quite uncomfortable.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

allow me...

( dbroon is in a world of fucking shit, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

I don't think I've got enough change for your pants as well.

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

It's ok, I'll just hold it in my hands

( dbroon is in a world of fucking shit, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

I'm not doing this on my own.
If I've got change in my pants, you have to as well. It's your fault I'm in this mess in the first place.

Right, I've only got a 20 pound note. That'll have to do. C'mere.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)