I CAN'T FUCKING DRAW LINES AT ALL.

Or use HTML..

From the Graphs challenge. See all 513 entries (closed)

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

FAIL
EDIT: Oh. I was hoping for something more spectacular. Your handwriting is a bit cramped.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

I WOKE UP MOMENTS AGO. GET FUCKED.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

I WOKE UP
VERY RECENTLY, TOO
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, WHEN YOU'RE TIRED IT HAS NO AFFECT ON YOUR HTML SKILLS.
OBVIOUSLY, WITH ME, IT FUCKING DOES. ALRIGHT?

STOP BEING SUCH A CUNT.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

hahahahaha!
someone's mr grumpy head first thing, have a fag and a cuppa get yourself sorted.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

I don't like tea or coffee and have quit.
So I'm basically fucked.

I'll just go scream for a bit and I'll be able to draw, think, type, whatever.

Might even crack one out, WHO KNOWS?
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

Go on!
Crack one out! In fact, crack one out for me while you're at it.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

*double wank*

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

All good plans, sir.
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Have a beer.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

I have half a pack of San Miguel lying around somewhere in my room.
I could probably do this...
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

I think it's a good idea.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

That is an *EXCELLENT* plan.
\o/
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

I HAVE TOO MUCH APPROVAL NOT TO.
I'll just have one... or two..
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

now that sounds like a good calming plan

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

great minds...
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

lanalm
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

hehe

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

It's easy
Try drawing a red X
/This'll make no sense once you've fixed it
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

I've fixed it, but it took me seconds to make, so it's hardly valuable.
I might just go cry for a bit, because my brain is in no-idea mode.

And not just about this compo.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

*hugs*
Have a nice cup of tea and a sit down.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

I would but..
www.b3ta.com/board/8171791

Plus, I'm still in bed, so sitting down would be a step back.

THERE'S JUST NO HELPING ME.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Try cold pizza and a wank.
The perfect way to start the day.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

I had cold pizza yesterday, and I'm already wanking for two.
I'd have to cook pizza, put it in the fridge, then eat it. FAR TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

MULTI-VALUED FUNCTION
FAIL*




* not fail
(boris the spider, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

I like...
turtles
(Kraykan, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

THEY ARE FAST.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

A little unsteady though.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

cheerios!!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

*glee*

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Fuckan noob.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

OHFUCKINGHELLIHATEYOUSOMUCHWHYDONTYOUJUSTFALLONAFUCKINGSPIKE.
Morning.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

I remember that song

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

*hums tunefully*

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

Because you're riding on the spike.
YOUR SEX ANUS IS GRIPPING THE SPIKE.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

How many anii do you have?

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

A handful.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)