*blushes*
it's only because the idea had been preying on my mind for 3 years (no kidding), and it took me a further 4,000 years to craft (in 3-minute sessions).
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

Heh
It really is a cracker, and well executed too
( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

whythankyouverymuch
hopefully Procter & Gamble won't sue...
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

hardly suprising as
back, sack and crack is an old and common male grooming term.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

And in the Army they had the three 'S'es
Sh!t, Shave and Shower. Or so I'm told by my noble warrior ancestors...
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

yep.
it was the same when I was serving.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

Just how long were you a waiter for?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)