(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)

This compo is making me cry

( Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

*snuggles*
*looks at*
*kisses*
*slips in tongue*
*slips in cock*
*slips in fist*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)

COR!
:D
( Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)

*slips in sick*
whoopsy daisy!
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)

I feel like my innocent thread has been defiled

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)

*defiles you*
*gets in up to the elbow*
*struggles to spread fingers*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)

Methinks you'd have more than a bit of trouble
getting in up to the elbow.

It's like a fucking portcullis back there.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

:(

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

Let's be honest who cares?
Now flip over and let me grope you up a bit.

*does sexy gropes and nibbles*
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

ooh, blimey :D

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)

tru dat
/in with the kids blog
( Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

WOW YOU'RE ONE OF US
*repeats earlier performance, but with added arousal*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)

I'm more one of you than you would care to know
You're going to the London Bash, right? :D
( Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)

hahaha, sorry?
yeah, I am! See you there :P
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

\o/ woohoo

( Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

If I said I wasn't scared, I'd be lying.
Wanna clarify a bit?
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)

nah.

( Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

I must remember to take my camera.

( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

camera chimera
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)

What a bizarre strikethrough gag.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

Never heard of them
I tend to use ballgag myself.

It's the product of a weird but nonetheless thorough education that brings the compulsion to replace the word camera with chimera.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

I've never tried it with proper equipment before.
Scarves are remarkably versatile, though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

Wouldn't know
I tend to just tell them they are scum and then wank into a pot plant.

HM Revenues & Customs is a great place to work.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)

Both good strategies.
And a natural fertilizer as a byproduct.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)

Congratulations for preventing me from losing all faith in humanity

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)