I feel like my innocent thread has been defiled

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)

*defiles you*
*gets in up to the elbow*
*struggles to spread fingers*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)

Methinks you'd have more than a bit of trouble
getting in up to the elbow.

It's like a fucking portcullis back there.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

:(

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

Let's be honest who cares?
Now flip over and let me grope you up a bit.

*does sexy gropes and nibbles*
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

ooh, blimey :D

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)