I dreamt that I'd went into the future and people were posting the same massive, shite, unfunny posts as in the past.
Naturally, I am now feeling rather pleased with myself as I had predicted the future
( Cockweasle has ended up on a quack handle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)

you know
you wouldnt be such a prick for the fucking rules if this messages board wasnt so god damn awfully formatted.

and do you Really think your pointless negativity is getting you ANYWHERE?
i can understand criticism, but just saying something is shit and leaving it at that is absolutely pointless.

this basically comes back to however many nights ago when you called me pretentious.
i'm not pretentious i just fucking explain myself whereas you are intellectually lazy.

if you cant be bothered to put the effort in then you're as fucking useless as the people you mercilessly mock for 'lack of effort' in unphotoshopped images, or breaking the rules ever so slightly.
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)

woah! hang on petal......Yet again, here you are making assumptions again.
Like I said before, do not make assumptions about people you know nothing about. Stop being such a fucking drama queen and get over yourself.

Maybe you should stick to making up fake girlfriend profiles for yourself?

I'll stand by my original statement .
Fucking pretentious, patronising little cunt.
( Cockweasle has ended up on a quack handle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

oh i'm sorry
you must have confused me with someone who LIKES being told things they do are shit without any good reason behind it.

you're just an ignorant knob.
and you havent got shit on me, i'm currently naked with my non-fake girlfriend, in bed, having just had pizza, and it's my birthday.
i'm not making shit up just to make me sound good, this just happens to be an exceptionally good day.

and yeah, i like arguing.
because you are in fact wrong.

just admit it.
trolling around saying 'your shit' helps no-one.

and you're constantly saying 'you dont know anything about me' but is that really the point? i know Enough to know that in this instance, you're being a complete cunt.
and if you don't like me making assumptions, why are then calling me a drama queen and pretentious?

your an absolute hyprocrite.
and by that reckoning, a retard.
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)

oh please.....
whine, whine, whine....

Edit:in response to your stuff that you added to that post, I am assuming nothing, you ARE being a drama queen, getting you knickers in a twist again and again and again

The majority of the drivel that you type is pretentious and patronising.

I have made no assumpions, merely deductions.
( Cockweasle has ended up on a quack handle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)

yes yes
well done.
dismiss the situation because you can't win.

i hope you feel rather clever.
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( Cockweasle has ended up on a quack handle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

nice response
allow me to retort.

*giggle*

mmm. we really seem to be making some ground here.
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

what exacly are you trying to prove here?
i made Deductions myself...

you DO post saying 'this is shit' which does nothing but make people feel bad.
and you've made no attempt to defend this.

which was the whole fucking point. if your not going to offer any kind of advice why just say something horrible? it just spreads bad feeling and doesnt exactly promote a nice friendly community on here.


and the only reason i'm still arguing here is i can't actually believe people would rather be an asshole than offer any kind of input.
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

I'm not trying to prove anything. I'm 'intellectually lazy'
to cut this short here's the constructive critiscism that you so crave... Why not stop wasting new threads on reposting stuff people have already seen, learn how to optimise them, stop patronising people, stop being pretentious and stop getting your frilly knickers in a twist at each and every opportunity =)
( Cockweasle has ended up on a quack handle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)