I WANT TO DIE, SIR DAVE :(
PLEASE KILL ME :(
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)

OMG U SHUD RITE A SONG ABOUT IT

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)

I'd rather die.
SO TTIRED CANNOT SLEEEP
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)

well, that's a dilly of a pickle!

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)

nyah nyah, i'm sleeping right now!
*taunts*
( postbear is throbbing like å sock full of gråsshoppers, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)

I AM POSTING POO PORN IN MY SLEEP.
 
NOT GUILTY.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:35, archived)

i bet there are some cynical, dishonest scatporn producers who just use plasticene and pudding.
the thought sickens me.
( postbear is throbbing like å sock full of gråsshoppers, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)

SHIT IS NOT THAT HARD TO MAKE.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)

but think of the benefits of filming pudding instead:
no smell, models would enjoy eating it, and bill cosby will endorse your film.
( postbear is throbbing like å sock full of gråsshoppers, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)