Bar chart humbug

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

hahahah

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

bloody ungrateful kids!!
in my day we had nothing!
and we was damned thankful for it!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

I am looking at this
while the carpenter putting my doors in is singing 'gin gan goolie' - he looks like a Hawkwind roadie

I have drifted into the arena of the unwell
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

keep a rolling pin or something handy...

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

:)
*is sick as a pike*
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

:)
*goes to have a sit down*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

*hawks up greenie*
apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid thing to have passed my lips in the last 48 hours

(that line always makes me boke a bit)
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

Gosh!
Is it nearly Christmas already?
(fannypack Are you my brother from another mother?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

A christmas where your girlfriend bought you 17 slags
is not to be sniffed at.
( chenobble bogling to Aswad, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Unless they were all fat hivvers

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

Any holes a goal...
.....love
(fannypack Are you my brother from another mother?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

hahahaha
tealol, you bastard
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

hohoho!

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hahaha!!
...and I've see that film... not as good as 2 girls 1 cup.
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

Ahem. I think you missed a couple...
Due to the compounding of gifts. Don't forget:
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two turtle doves AND a partridge in a pear tree.

So you'd end up with:
12 partridges (don't know if there are 12 pear trees as well)
22 turtle doves
30 French Hens
36 Calling Birds
40 gold rings
42 Geese a-laying
42 swans a-swimming
40 maids a-milking
36 ladies dancing
30 lords a-leaping
22 pipers piping
12 drummers drumming

I'd be a bit miffed, to be honest - where the hell am I going to keep all them?
(Benjimawoo, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)