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(MrCanoehead [board sig goes here], Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/8177737
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

arf!
'ningles db!
whats german for 'goblin'?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

ning
goblin as in oral sex?

If you mean the horrid little creature, it's "der Kobold" or "der Alb"
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

ah...
stupid pub quiz last night.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Apparently a drummer from Abba has been found dead
The BBC has no news yet so I came here, but for one the great b3ta news machine is behind the times!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

Allow me to service you.
uk.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUKL179299120080317?rpc=401&

Edit: also, ouch
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

Dave the Hat knew first

I'm suspicious
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

I didn't even know they had a drummer
so I'm suspicious.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

was he using his neck to smash glass?
buffoon.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

haha
drummers are silly.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

I beleive
he was
(buffoon, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

ouch yes!
poor sod! not nice for the grandkids either..
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

gardening accident?
don't mess with the daffodils!
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)

A drummer?
How many did they have?
(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

Well it's not one of the main members
so yes, 'a' drummer, they used a few over time
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

So is the story really
"SEssion Musician Found Dead"?
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

Yes

But the real story is 'Man died', and probably painfully.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

i should write for them!
Man brought into A&E, he'd sliced his throat open when he dropped his disk cutter and it bounced up.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

Corr!!!!
If that happened on casualty you'd laugh.

It happens in real life you go "ooooooooh"
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

i did a little laugh...
but then that sort of stupidity happens all the time.
the dozy twat shouldn't have tampered with the guard!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

one of my mates is a farmer and got bared wire tangled on his tractor's axle
he went underneath to cut it off with a disk saw thingy and the blade flew off. He had no idea where it had gone but thought himself lucky. Upon standing up, he realised the blade had cut through his neck and collar bone, and exposed his jugular/carotid artery, he walked back to the house, where his mum fainted and he called an ambulance, and was back at work a few months later.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

good lord!
at least it had a happy ending!
does he have a nice scar to show at parties?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

the scar is shocking
he had over a hundred stitches, not sure how many exactly. It's not pretty.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

a bloke came in here once with two serrated bread knives stuck in him...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

haha two!
bloody hell... not an accident then?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)

i think he might've upset his missus...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

my mate got stuck in a hay baler
I asked him if it was the last straw, but by then he lost his sense of humour*

*he also lost his foot in the hay baler machine
( The Tig and me, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

i saw a friend of mine after he came back from visiting his family oop north,
and he was wearing an eyepatch.
he said to me: 'i lost my eye'
so i gave the only reply you could: 'you should try to think where you had it last'
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

what is it with people
they suffer some terrible tragedy and then lose their sence of humour. cant they see the fun side for the rest of us?

I mean you see someone without arms and you think how does he wipe his bum - i presume like my dog does on the carpet, sliding along
( The Tig and me, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

he did look a bit shocked when i said it,
but he did laugh, i think it made a change from 'oh poor you'
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

haha let that be a lesson to all you southerners
come up north and we'll take your eyes, you southern jessie fucks.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

jessie fucks?
DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MUM LIKE THAT!!

anyways, he IS northern!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

I'm from the East
what happens to us? do we lose an ear instead
( The Tig and me, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

who knows
but he was ignored for the sake of the band name. ABBBA would have been silly, as would BABBA and ABBAB. Sound reasoning.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

im now sad that the drummer i never knew existed is dead
the service that b3ta offers is beyond compare
( The Tig and me, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Not in the slightest
Maybe I'll get it later, it's Monday morning, I need at least a day or so to wake/sober up.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)