The Adventures of Conclusion Man

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

swirly face man?!
i approve of this madness!
( Miss Scunner putting a donk on it, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

not aimed at you, yours is most woo

something i needed off my chest
[edit: bollocks clicked wrong reply]
( doph can now be safely removed from the system, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

*kills self*

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

*mops up*

( doph can now be safely removed from the system, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

this make negative sense.

( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

i see, you must mean this:

( doph can now be safely removed from the system, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Your sig is amusing
I feel I must steal it and put it in a book of some kind. Perhaps one I am writing.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

you are mad.

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

This is true
The first bit actually happened in a dream, in which I then had to try to kill giant ogre Stephen Fry with a broken wooden oar.

The rest is just because I think weird things.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

you're fantastic and I love you .
edit: also, the fact that he is called conclusionman is epic win.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

I am toying with the idea of editing it to Inevitable Conclusion Man.
But I fear that may overstate the joke.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

I think it would.
Conclusion man is just so without context... conclusion of what? Just... whuh?

It's great. Don't change a thing :)
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

Hmmm, I have an hour and a half before I should go to sleep
Do I:
a) Surf around b3ta until I get bored and go to sleep
b) Open up Photoshop and try to do some sexy drawings
c) Both
d) All three
e) HAVE A WANK

It has been a productive day so far..
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

( Mushroom, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

this is one of my favourite things on b3ta ever

( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

*can't stop laughing*
It's the 'WANK IT HARD!' that makes it amazing.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

There is not a single game for the Wii where the phrase
WANK IT HARD! is inappropriate for the encouragement of better gameplay.
( Pedantichrist can just fuck off., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

all 5
or just talk to me as i am bored and lonely.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

You are always bored and lonely
I on the other hand am unusually flighty and productive oddly
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

fine, fuck you too.
naah naah.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

Fuck me too?
You mean there are others?

Damn you woman!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

of course not. theres noone.
hence i'm bored and lonely.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)

Gaz me then if you are bored
I'm barely able to really type easily at the moment, my hands are all jittery like i'm on crack or something.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

ah you're busy, i'll let you get on with it.

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

I AM NOT WANKING!
Also it's too late to do any work now
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

wank

( epiphany Pandas on smack, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

Wank over b3ta, like the rest of us.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

b then e then a.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

It would take too long
I am going to attempt to do an Anti-JollyJack picture. Mit sexy furry boys.

Although I think I retract the idea, as after doing this I remembered my drawing is even less adequate on tablet.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

b then e then a in the morning.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

Squirrels with moobs!

( The Hedgehog From Hell http://www.b3ta.com/board/8807499, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

johnny vegas?

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

Insane, in an entirely good way.

( The Hedgehog From Hell http://www.b3ta.com/board/8807499, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

This is ace.
OF THE HIGHEST...THING.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

hahaha
I love this, and approve of the Stephen Fry and Sean Lock parts especially.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

this is excellent!
i think you are a special person
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

haha
madness!!!!!!!!
( epiphany Pandas on smack, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Oh my.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

Hello Captain!
I did another awesome-o-pard and you missed it :(
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

leeeenk?

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

yup!
www.b3ta.com/board/8186654
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

\o/
I would, yes.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

huzzah!
I may have to bring a bag with albums and awesome-o-pard t-shirts and shit in to the bash, so people can buy ^_^
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Cooooooooooooooooooool.
I'm bringing soup if you're still ill, an eclair for Dixon and a camera.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

I will be right at the end of my illness
so soup would be much appreciated!

*luffs you*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

Well we'll see how you're feeling.
I shall also be bringing ME and a change of pants. And jimjams. And a toothbrush and toiletries.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

hahahaha
excellent
( Mushroom, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

I protest;
Sean Lock is from Radio's Fifteen Storeys High.

Other than that though, WOO.
( Kamikaze Stoat in ur city, Blobbing ur graydians, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

I know
But when you ask him what he is doing

'Fifteen Storeys High' is less funny than 'various panel shows', well or at least I thought so. Plus I doubt anyone remembers that.

"Baldy! Old Baldy!"
"That's just inaccurate, I'm quite clearly not bald."
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Anyone who doesn't remember it
doesn't count. :)
( Kamikaze Stoat in ur city, Blobbing ur graydians, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

I think discomeats words best describe the way I feel about this
www.b3ta.com/board/8182783
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://www.myspace.com/hardcore_extreme, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

Hahahahaha, that's fucking brilliant.

( The Hedgehog From Hell http://www.b3ta.com/board/8807499, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

you know what my new hobby is?
embroidery.

i am so rock'n'roll.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

yes
rock n roll
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://www.myspace.com/hardcore_extreme, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

yes.
kill me please.

i'm turning into an old lady already :(
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

but old is sexy

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://www.myspace.com/hardcore_extreme, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

: D

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is dead drowned in period blood., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

hatstand! love it!

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

This is much of the yay
I am flitting in the sand.
(Fuiru imaginary-review.blogspot.com, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

\o/
WooYay!
( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

this is good.
yes.
( - D - Four Foot Snake!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)