YES THEY DO
I fall out of them. And you can't run. They're crap.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

Fancy smart shoes for smart wear
Big fat trainers for casual wear.

All in a range of pretty colours and designs. All with a back.

This is the only way.
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

I have two pairs of trainers.
Both odd.

One is a pair of fake converse high tops covered in black sequins and the other is a pair of bright purple vans. I love both equally.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

My favourites, for I have many trainers...
Are some DC's in yellow and black, with blue eye holes and red laces.

They're like sensory assault in shoe form.
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)