I have a pound note signed by him, if you would like to ad that to your story
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:38,
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He's married to a fat white woman.
I'm sure you could stretch that out to a page, at least.
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The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:45,
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