I have a pound note signed by him, if you would like to ad that to your story

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

He's married to a fat white woman.
I'm sure you could stretch that out to a page, at least.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)