It's the wood veneer...
/De Forest
( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Oh my word Archie, you really do leave them standing.
I feel a swoon coming on.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

hahaha,
*catches*
( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

Muahaha, that was easy
*handcuffs* You're mine now. You can be my writer, just whisper funny things in my ear at functions.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

it's a traaaaaaap

( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Always.
Nice trap though. He gets to be handcuffed to me for all time (lest he runs away) and whisper funny things in my little ears.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

like knock knock jokes?
Wait a minute, if he runs away surely you must pursue as there is a chain betwixt your wristies?
( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

If he tries
I shall jump, land and ride him like a cock horse (blame the rhyme, not me) to Banbury Cross or wherever he goes.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

giddee ..... up

( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

giddee side.
GIDDEE SIDE ARCHIEHORSE.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

will do, capt'n!

( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

Excellent news.
A happy hostage is a good hostage.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

now she's fainted what do we do
smelling salts?
( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Try Smelling something

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

not a chevrooooooon

( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)