Guess the punchline!


I'm on a roll...
(psychopharmacology (the onion rings, the phone makes me cry), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

never get a vasectomy from an unlicensed electrician?

( prodigy69, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

It's good
but it's not quite right [/crap Roy Walker impersonation]
(psychopharmacology (the onion rings, the phone makes me cry), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)

What's Mr Chips doing?
He's wanking
( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

I always wanted to go on catchphrase
so when he said "Say what you see," I could have replied, "an Irish twat."

Very purile, but would have been worth it.
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

lol

( the RAND corporation, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

yeah me too...
my response was going to be "A FUCKING IRISH PRICK"



I used to work with a guy who I convinced that after dermot morgan died, Roy walker was going to be the new father ted. he also believed that Taggart was still called Taggart after Mark McManus died because in the series , when taggart was on his deathbed, he adopted inspector Jardine because he thought of him as the son that he'd never had. He was also led to believe that my dad was chinese
( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

Haha!
Sounds like our school "mate" gullible Phil.

Managed to make him believe things like Penguins actually rode on Seals' backs to help them catch fish.
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

This whisk will never fit in there...

( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)

There no milk in that container, therefore no cake?
:(
( Biohazard was disqualified from the Human Race for shoving, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

... I'm sorry, I can't make you this cake. I just don't like you. At all.
Or something about the eggs of a dribbling butt-juice eagle.

Or flour maybe.
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

she cannae cake it

( madaxe is on a long heaven scramble, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

She cannae bake nae more cap'n?

( the RAND corporation, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

we just don't have the flour!!!
he he he silly
(D-Fenz, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

Beat me up, Scotty?
The egg-gines just can't take it, captain!
(NJtoTX, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)