Ear cataracts?


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( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)

i didnt want to
but I laughed.

well shopped.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

hahahah
that works way too well :-)
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

hahahahaha
Make it burp
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

Farmers!
Noon Eve Board
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

ear cataracts? :)
brilliant
( mr spoons, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

hahahaa!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

Ha ha ha!
I've just installed Safari and everything looks all strange :?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

that's the african bush

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

it's the font rendering, probably
www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000884.html
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

Aye,
That'll be it. It has all lit up areas around the boxes as well. Oh well, it does appear to be working a lot quicker than Firefox has been recently.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

You can resize text boxes, which is nice.
I loathed everything else about it though.
OH HAI I PUT GREY TEXT ON UR GREY TABS.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

if speed is what you are looking for
(and like nice rendering as well)
why not use opera?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

That's the Mac browser isn't it
Or is there a windows download as well?
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

It is Apple's browser
but they do a Windows version too.

My in-depth review of it: it has nicer html form buttons than the other browsers.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

Ive just started using it so I cant really
give a particularly in depth review of it yet. It seems o.k. though. If just slightly blurry on the fonts....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

Your in-depth review has swung me
I just like the name to be honest :)
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)

love it :)

( The Great Architect, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

That's brilliantly done!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

*Standing Ovates*

( Mstandot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

*standing, ovulates*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

Eeuw!
Plug it up,plug it up!
( Mstandot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

Ovulation happens BEFORE.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Well I don't know!
I stay clear for the week!
and now with added stepdaughter at it as well!!!
( Mstandot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

Ahaha you poor man.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

HIDE.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)

Hahaha


Yes!
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

who is that
fat bald bastard?
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

hahahahaha

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

That's really good
.
(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

hahahaha!
very good.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

but who's better
riker with a beard, or riker without?

there's only one way to find out......
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

With. WITH.
Frakes, get away from that razor.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

Hi! I'm Jonathan Frakes!
*strikes pose*
( in vino veritas, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

You're much better *physically harrasses*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

fucking hell
I never get it right. I shaved both beard and head this morning.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Ah, there is a bend to the rule.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

Lack of Ginger FTW!


;P
( Mstandot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)

you are wrong
beard is always best
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

beard is king.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

I really don;t get facial hair removal, it's just weird
I feel like i might as well have no eyebrows when i take my mustache off.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

This is excellent news.
There is a space for you in the harem at any point.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

My beard is currently 3 inches long.
Mrs Bingo said to me last night that she hated kissing hairy lips. I was so disappointed.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

They're the best kind.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)

Indeed they are.

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

How fucking sexy is that?
Exactly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

your lips grow hair?
fucking hell that's scary

when i first had a goatee it made 2" in a year
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

I've been growing this one for about four months.
It's a beauty.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

that's almost an inch a month
how the fook?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

Scott's Porage Oats, motherfucker!
My last shave was at the start of December.
I've done the mutton chops a few times since then with my hair clippers to achieve a George Michael-style designer stubble effect.

Plus I'm old and hair starts sprouting at an unbelievable rate when you reach a certain, undefined age. Have you ever seen a seventeen year old with 5 o'clock shadow?

I get five minutes after shaving shadow.

Unfortunately as a side-effect of this hideous affliction my head hair has stopped growing nearly as fast as it used to, so I just shave it off.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

mine grows fairly quickly,
but still takes about 3 weeks to be thick, don't let it reach inches long anymore so dunno how many months it'd take.
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)

Hahaha
Oh dear :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

:)
I'll take that as a compliment.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

Ha, ha, ha
Excellent.
Woo.
( Mod Edit, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

pffft!
nice shoppage
( Mushroom, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

fantastic!

( planearm, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

hahahaha!

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

Yay!

( Rico, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)