My beard is currently 3 inches long.
Mrs Bingo said to me last night that she hated kissing hairy lips. I was so disappointed.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

They're the best kind.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)

Indeed they are.

( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

How fucking sexy is that?
Exactly.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

your lips grow hair?
fucking hell that's scary

when i first had a goatee it made 2" in a year
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

I've been growing this one for about four months.
It's a beauty.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

that's almost an inch a month
how the fook?
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

Scott's Porage Oats, motherfucker!
My last shave was at the start of December.
I've done the mutton chops a few times since then with my hair clippers to achieve a George Michael-style designer stubble effect.

Plus I'm old and hair starts sprouting at an unbelievable rate when you reach a certain, undefined age. Have you ever seen a seventeen year old with 5 o'clock shadow?

I get five minutes after shaving shadow.

Unfortunately as a side-effect of this hideous affliction my head hair has stopped growing nearly as fast as it used to, so I just shave it off.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

mine grows fairly quickly,
but still takes about 3 weeks to be thick, don't let it reach inches long anymore so dunno how many months it'd take.
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)