kirk discovers planet MDMA


and he has it large.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

Oh. Fuck. Yes.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

shave off some kb's and you're in like Flynn

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

hmmm
couldnt find shave KB tool in after effects
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

it's right below the Happy Toast filter

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

sorted

(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

:D

( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

eh eh-eh eh eh
eh eh eh-eh
eh eh eh-he
eh eh-gonna make you sweat!
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

Dance, magic, dance, jump, magic jump...
Sorry.


Good stuff. :D
( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

I'm going to marry this picture.

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

gayer!

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

*flounces*
SO FUCKING WHAT :)
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4
(in case you haven't seen the original)
( Mushroom, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

hahahahahahaha
ace!
( crazyjude pie, cheese and cayke, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

what
the
fuck?
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

they're germans
it's what they do
( Mushroom, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

don't lie about not knowing him...

( crazyjude pie, cheese and cayke, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

zomg

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

Haha, awesome!

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

Hahahah yes

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

hahaha
yay for technoviking!
( Mushroom, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

Techno Viking would cunt you in the fuck
for just thinking it's ok to ignore the faq just because you can't make images within the guidelines.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

thought it was 400kb?
so cunt off.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

ooops
maybe not.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

Can I not cunt off now?

( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

ive just got off the phone
to techno viking and hes on his way round to give me a bank holiday cunt kicking.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

better him than me.
I'm Jazz funk/acid fusion viking with a bad temper.

( yes, I am Danish )
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

ive just had 4 pints of stella
you, techno viking and whos fucking army ? hehe actually I ve just had a cup of tea a spliff and a custard cream....im very weak.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

To big, this is an easy method:
once you have all frames in imageready create a new layer at the top of the others,
so it's at the top of the layers panel
then create a new imageready file; 1 px wide 2 px deep, transparent background,
fill in the top px black then click
edit: define pattern
then, back on the main animation on the new blank layer (which should be transparent)
click edit - fill - pattern, and don't click preserve transparency.
It 'should' then put the scanlines over all the frames for you
and there you are.
--------------------------------------------
create a new layer it tatty shop
select a dark colour from your image
draw a 1 pixel horizontal line on your new layer
duplicate that layer
move it down 2 pixels
merge layers
duplicate layer
move new one down 4 pixels
merge layers
duplicate, move, merge, duplicatemovemerge
until you have a single layer where every other line is a scan line
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

and wank furiously whilst doing it

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
( Mushroom, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)

thank you sir....
thou shalt create smaller giffs in future, I actually made the whole 1min animation but it was 7mb
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

You can do it automatically with fx
in Jasc Anumation SHop
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

shssssh
don't give the new generation the tools of your forefathers! ;)
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

heheh
i used to love paint shop pro.

Still better for some things, like swirly backgrounds.
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

tell me ?
fx WHAT ?
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

AHHH
i see now
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

oh fuck yeah

( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)